Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children Complete - Lame U.S. Trailer

Wow. Here's a really lame American trailer for Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children Complete. Man, this trailer is lame! It just doesn't have any sense of anticipation. No build-up at all. It's just so...weak. It doesn't capture the awesomeness that is Advent Children. Watch and see for yourself, the lameness of this U.S. trailer.



Damn...that was a really, really, really weak trailer, wasn't it? Now feast your eyes on THIS MUTHAFUCKER!!!



HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!! Now do you see the difference? That first U.S. trailer was lame as donkeyballs. The English narrator just sounds so down on his luck and he doesn't even sound convincing. The narration sounds just as cheesy as the English dub of the film itself. This Japanese trailer in particular just gets me so fucking PUMPED!!! And the Japanese voice acting sounds a lot more natural then the English narration in the previous trailer.

April can't get here fast enough for me. Which reminds me, we pre-ordered the Japanese DVD of Advent Children Complete that comes with a demo of Final Fantasy XIII, so be sure to check back here at www.thegamebangers.com to see the gameplay footage!